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After my father went missing during his time traveling assignment to the year 2550 BC, I had finally gotten my first assignment after I graduated the academy.
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I heard the piñata I gave those kids the other day brought a boom to the party when I told the birthday boy to use a golf club instead since he was having a hard time getting into it. It was just an old tank half full of methane.
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"I'll admit i'm nervous to have you at my place Tina Steel, your nickname 'Tentacles' could imply a few things."
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